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Some jokes about haircut where I was the joker.....
Mummy just wanted to note down for the record.... Hope you have a good laugh.... :)

Joke 1
One fine day, I had a little scratch on my nose (like a little red dot)...... So while Mummy was bathing me that day, she asked me why I go and scratch it.....look like ah bu neh neh (Indian)...
Mummy: Why did you go and scratch your nose, now there's a little red dot there, look like ah bu neh neh already....
Me: I like...
Mummy: You like to be ah bu neh neh? Why do you like to be ah bu neh neh?
Me: I want to be ah bu neh neh so that I can cut Daddy's hair!
Mummy: Ah bu neh neh cut Daddy's hair? Who told you that?
Me: Gong Gong...

PS: No offense intended.......anyway, my Daddy's hair is actually cut by Malay barber....haha..

Joke 2
One day, while Mummy was air drying her hair after her shower (she was sitting on the sofa and watching a show), she felt me behind her tugging and playing with her hair.... Initially, she thought I was just fiddling with it.....
When she turned back to look, she saw that I was actually mimicking "cutting her hair" just like how Gong Gong cut mine...... I was holding my comb and my scissors.......combing her hair and cutting it.... hahaha...
Luckily, my scissors is a plastic one so no harm is done to my Mummy's hair.... *Mummy sighing with relief*